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"My new favorite news station. . . non-stop, 24/7, 100% Trump-Free."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

National Everything Awareness Day

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Difference of Opinion

Skeptic Tank.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Our Two Parties, Explained

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

The Berlin Peace Movement

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Archival Warfare

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Truth

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Russia Money Laundering

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."