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'Good afternoon, sir -- I represent the Government, and....', 'Sorry -- I've got troubles of my own.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Difference of Opinion

Skeptic Tank.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Our Two Parties, Explained

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

The Berlin Peace Movement

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Archival Warfare

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Truth

Russia Money Laundering

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."