Currency Crimestopper Pillows

The state of the euro depicted as a crime scene.

Watering Money

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Euro Bait

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

Euro smashes other currencies.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Suspicious Person Ban.

UK Economy

Burke and Hare and Hare

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

Policeman painting vandals with 'anti-vandal paint' instead of painting the walls.

Chines Dollar

'No, it's not a black hole... it's their market going south.'

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

The Rouble

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'

Corrupt Weights and Measures

'Good news, Walter...I found the bullets.'

Happy cop.

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."

'At least he didn't demand the 56p small change.'

Recession.