Currency Crimestopper Mugs

The state of the euro depicted as a crime scene.

Watering Money

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Euro Bait

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Suspicious Person Ban.

Euro smashes other currencies.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

UK Economy

Policeman painting vandals with 'anti-vandal paint' instead of painting the walls.

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

Burke and Hare and Hare

Chines Dollar

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

'No, it's not a black hole... it's their market going south.'

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

The Rouble

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'

Corrupt Weights and Measures

'Good news, Walter...I found the bullets.'

Happy cop.

"Don we've had an invitation to initiate launch sequence - should I click Yes?"

'At least he didn't demand the 56p small change.'