Currency Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"Today the U.S. dollar held steady against the yen, yuan, pound, euro and the Greek 'I.O.U.'"

British savings accounts

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"At least we're consistent ... "

Out of control

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

That might not work, EU...

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

Exchange Rate.

Euro against the Dollar.

The Decline of the Euro.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

The Euro.

US economy outperforms Europe.

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Euro around the world.

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

US Dollar weakens.

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Budget Cuts

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"