Currency Clown Gifts

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Kick me

Yoghurt man

Euro Struggling with Weights

Dollars Press Conference

Super-Mario Draghi

"Goodbye cruel world."

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

"The dollar is falling!"

Balancing Act.

Dragging industry into the Euro

Magician producing the Euro

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

"A preliminary market analysis indicates that money can buy us love at approximately $21.75 a bushel."

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

"Today, the Cuban cigar closed higher against the US dollar, the pound, Yen, Yuan, and the Chinese egg roll."

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

'Holy Father, a request from Mr. Berusconi. Can the Vatican lend Italy a few billion Euros?'

Gordon Brown

"Today the U.S. dollar held steady against the yen, yuan, pound, euro and the Greek 'I.O.U.'"

'The dollar doesn't buy much, so could I have my allowance in Euros?'

Pound sign about to be crushed by a 1 Ton Trade weight

Economic analysis...