Curious Course-taker Gifts

Wildlife

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Do Guns Kill?

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Young Galileo

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

First Piano Lesson

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Global Education

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'...Or not.'

Stonehenge Books

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

God hounded by the media.

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"