Curious Bystander Gifts

'Why are you all of a sudden painting a huge knife dripping with blood?'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

But is it organic?

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Do Guns Kill?

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"I feel so seen right now."

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Stonehenge Books

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

God hounded by the media.

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

'Let's arbitrate.'

Minimalism exhibition...

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'Say, I like that! What is it?'