Curious About Canine Antics Pillows

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"He was a sea rescue."

The Goalkeeper

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Dog History

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I miscounted."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Oh no, they're back!'

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Canine Frat Parties

Groucho Chicken