Silly Dog Antics Pillows

'Come look dear, Ben is so comical trying to catch that bee!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Dog phrenology

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Kick me

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Cruel Pet Tricks

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.