Curiosity Captain Gifts

'Nosey Parker' at an emergency.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"Mom, what's refraction?"

'Wait a minute. How do we know this isn't x-rated?'

'If God brings the sun and rain, the earth brings our food and the stork brings babies-what's dad hanging around for?'

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

Big Bang Theory.

A young Don King

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"#BeCurious"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Baby Scientist

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'I could eat you.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Well did he?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Abacus.