Curiosity Pro Gifts

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

At the Museum

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

The discovery of electricity...

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"#BeCurious"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Well did he?"

Eureka!

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'I could eat you.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."