Curiosity Captain Prints

'Nosey Parker' at an emergency.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"Mom, what's refraction?"

'Wait a minute. How do we know this isn't x-rated?'

'If God brings the sun and rain, the earth brings our food and the stork brings babies-what's dad hanging around for?'

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

Big Bang Theory.

A young Don King

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"#BeCurious"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'I could eat you.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Baby Scientist

"Well did he?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Abacus.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"No, not that button!"