Curiosity Champ Gifts

'Let me through - I'm extremely nosy.'

"Ancient times? Is that like when my grandmother was young?"

Man reading a newspaper. Trophy head of giraffe reading over his shoulder.

"And to conclude my report on Jupiter, I would just like to say we had lasagne at my house last night."

Big Bang Theory.

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I could eat you.'

"Well did he?"

Baby Scientist

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Abacus.