Cupid Theorist Gifts

Cupid Kills

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Cupid and Targets

"This will be hilarious!"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Love is in the air...

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Love is Blind.

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Cupid paints Stop sign

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Cupid and parachutists.

Growing Love

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'Don't even think about it!'

Call it Tough Love.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Cupid's Valentine

Happy Valentines

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

Cat Stops Cupid

Valentines

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Is our owner hot?"

'Love is a Drug'.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'