Cupid Theorist T-Shirts

Cupid Kills

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"This will be hilarious!"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Love is in the air...

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Growing Love

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Cupid and parachutists.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Cupid's Valentine

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

Happy Valentines

'Don't even think about it!'

Cat Stops Cupid

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

'Love is a Drug'.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Valentines

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Is our owner hot?"

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

Narcissus