Cup Trickster Pillows

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Ski kicker.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Hit me.

Hurdles with Steps

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

Pianist Fraud

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

Women Golfers