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"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Ski kicker.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Hit me.

Piñata police line-up.

Hurdles with Steps

Pianist Fraud

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

A skateboarder falling on his head

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

Women Golfers

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'