Cup Of Cheer Advocate Pillows

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"I go that extra mile!"

Men can show their emotions!

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'It was very good.'

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'75% of our resources are spent dealing with the elderly and infirm...and that's just the STAFF!'

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Please sit down, gentlemen. I think that once around the table with the wave will be quite enough, thank you."

"You have an outstanding balance."

The motherhood

Big Society Bank

Be Cheerful - if nothing else it'll drive people crazy.

Dear Santa, Please bring us more jobs. -OBAMA P.S. I ate your cookie.

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

Accountants Without Borders.