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'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"I go that extra mile!"

Men can show their emotions!

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'It was very good.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

'75% of our resources are spent dealing with the elderly and infirm...and that's just the STAFF!'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Please sit down, gentlemen. I think that once around the table with the wave will be quite enough, thank you."

"You have an outstanding balance."

The motherhood

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

Big Society Bank

Dear Santa, Please bring us more jobs. -OBAMA P.S. I ate your cookie.

Be Cheerful - if nothing else it'll drive people crazy.

Accountants Without Borders.

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'