Cup Of Joe Appreciator Pillows

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Drinking Companions

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

"I've got pride but no shame."

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'S**t!'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"We've had complaints."

"Do we have any candy?"

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

Caddy With A Cool Box

Green Coffee

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"Can we stop in here real quick first?"

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."

"Have you got it in beige?"

Bank robber to teller after robbery: 'Now, I'd like to talk to you about opening a savings account.'

'This is him, on the hands free.'

'75% of our resources are spent dealing with the elderly and infirm...and that's just the STAFF!'

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.