Cup Contender Gifts

Nigel Adkins

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Contest to enter the University

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

White Cliffs of Dover

'Really, I'm fine. Just taking some time off from a busy law practice to work on my people skills.'

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'

"We'll swop at half time."

'I can't see you either...'

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

White rook to C4. - '' - 'Black Queen to D6 - check mate.' - '' - 'Gah! Why do I always lose?' - '' -

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

Arms race

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

'How would YOU like to compete to become my own personal caddy for our new Canadian golf course?'

Domino Toppling Championship

"You don't understand, it's worse than a matter of life or death - with death you don't have to get up next morning!"

The Mug Collector at Christmas