Cup Final Chaser Gifts

"We'll swop at half time."

Southwark Fair.

Polar bear bowling alley

The Salesman

Mohamed Salah

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Men can show their emotions!

Chris Froome

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Bucket List

Arch of Triumph Save

Professional football.

Success

The weight of winning gold.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Man chasing carrot.

Sergio Aguero

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

World Cup Fever

Nothing was going to shake Bill from his seat during the cup final.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Rugby golden oldies.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Muhammed Ali RIP

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

Kissing Booth/Hissing Booth

Football Exhaustion

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the supreme court?"