Cunning Schemers Gifts

Fox dreams of catching chicken to sell on special offer

The Trojan Beagle.

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

CEO Escape

"Works every time."

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

"It's a setup."

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

'There's no money in comic strips.'

"This is an imaginative expenses claim. I wish we could use those skills of yours in the business."

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"Sure, you have to spend money to make money, but first you have to steal money."

"Now, don't worry about the shepherd's fire: I'll take care of it..."

"When I win the lottery, I'll be an agent of goodness...giving every last penny to needy children, the homeless, and the sick and destitute of the world."

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

"Our plan for world domination starts with the chew toys."

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

'Now THAT's what I call an innovative business plan!'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

Barry devises a way to get two lunches.

"Remind me, is this Operation Tit or Operation Tat?"

"You see, the other guys can do the hunting and gathering, and we'll be the POLITICIANS!"

It would've worked too, if his idiot partner hadn't switched on the exhaust fan.

'I put a dab of Pine-Sol behind each ear and my husband thinks I've been cleaning all day.'

Tired of competing with his girlfriend's cat for attention, Mike tries to frame Mr. Snookums.