Culture Mavens Gifts

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Star Wars Audience

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

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In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Accepting for..."

Ralph Stanley

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Arrest of La Tuta

"I call it angle-poise"

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'