Culture Jester Pillows

All-Candy Seder.

Shotgun Bar Mitzvah

'No, I'm not English. I'm Danish. It's just that I'm dyslexic.'

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere

'Your French dip, sir.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Books / Coffee table books

Pandora's Change Purse...

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Poet's Corner

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Trump the Jester

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

"We're having a whip-round for Jane - you're next."

'The magian didn't have to grouch about the mucker's mafficking.'

Waste Not

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

'Ah, Gibbon. Are you learning anything?'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

…You're looking for the Harry who books?… Liz is officially out of the race for "librarian of the year"…

'GIT!!!'