Culture Exchange Gifts

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Omara Portuondo

'Now that's an afro!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Stonehenge Explained

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Greek A-Z Map,

Didgeridoo

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Victorian Selfie

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Herb's from Texas."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Folk Wedding

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Closed for Renovation

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

A London gent abroad