Cultural Exchange Experience Gifts

Omara Portuondo

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Mr. Punch in Venice

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Stonehenge Explained

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'