Cultural Experience Gifts

"Like all great art, it makes me feel hopelessly inadequate."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Tourists

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Woman carries the world.

Omara Portuondo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Culture Saturday

'Now that's an afro!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Honoré de Balzac

The height of fashion in 1796

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Yes, all at once!'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Baroque Peacock

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan