Multicultural Exchange Gifts

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Omara Portuondo

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

EU and India partnership.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Didgeridoo

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

A meeting on the pier

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Interfaith dialogue

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

"Could you help me with this?"

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

A woman knits from a globe.

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

English lamb at French farmers fancy dress party

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

The International Date Line

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

Scottish Dialect

Fart. Le Poot.