Cultural Exchange Gifts

"I have tried telling you several times, my name is Ken and I am from Glasgow."

No... Clocks. DO YOU HAVE CLOCKS? It's a good thing Chuck raised his voice, because Pedro understood loud English.

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"Uh-oh."

'Toss the caper.'

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

'Shall we get comfortable Helen?'

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

'The Asylum Seekers.'

'We got anyone who speaks Indian.'

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

Where the borders of Russia and China meet.

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

'We did bring a turkey for your feast. This is Leaping Frog right here!'

International Date Line

'I like this imported food.'

English lamb at French farmers fancy dress party

French spoken here.

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

Somewhere in France: Another Frenchman is Beyond Margaret Mary's Fathoming.

"No. First, we teach you how to grow corn. . . then you make corn whiskey!"

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Building Bridges

Interfaith dialogue

The English in Hollywood

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

Lost in translation

"Cups of tea - it's a habit they picked up on the English raids!"

"Baldo, this is Marco. He's from Peru. He speaks mostly Spanish, so I want you to be his translation partner."

When Moishy visited Chris

"Actually, we wuz both takin' English classes down at the rec center!"

"Another school year...another immigrant kid."

'Relax... H-1B is a type of visa, not a flu strain.'