Cultural Exchange Fan Gifts

Landlady and her tenant

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Omara Portuondo

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mexican angels.

A meeting on the pier

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Slalom

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Interfaith dialogue

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

Overly wordy travel.

Pyramid Skiers

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Low Noon.

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

'I'm on the plain.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

The Dali 'Bama.

"Could you help me with this?"

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."