Cultural Exchange Commentator Gifts

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

Flags

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Don't editorialize."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The Decline of Europe

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

King Solomon's Pollster.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"I'm after the history section."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"