Cultural Crusader Gifts

"The bastardized representation of cat culture in the upcoming Cats film is yet another egregious example of commodification and cultural appropriation exacted for human profit at the expense of feline communities."

"If you think it's tough being in the LGBT community, what about being in the immigrant LGBT community?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Alien David statue

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Caged Businessman

Free speech isn't cheap!

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

See you at Charing Cross!

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Art Plagiarism

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Not The Real Me

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'