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"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Blue sky thinking

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Farmers' Warnings.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Latinos in the USA

Gardening

I'm looking for a job?

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Cultivating money.

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

'Tell me again. What do we do with pork bellies?'

Locovores

They always go for the hoe.

'Apparently it's making a comeback.'

Myra's Little Garden

'He loved his mobile!'

Hairdryer Hurricane

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

"Prebish, we usually limit our Comparative Religions course to the more reputable religions."

"I approach my subjects with an almost childlike sense of wonder."

Farmer with a big brain.

'Sorry, but your time on hold has expired. CLICK!'