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"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Stephen Fry

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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

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"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

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Paul McCartney

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Billie Piper.

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Amy Winehouse

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

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"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

Dr Phil meets his match...

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

"Read all about it! O.J. still not guilty!"

"What do you mean my loan has, 'Gone Kardashian?'"

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