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"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

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"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Atomic Bear: Part 26

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

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"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

God throwing bricks on city

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Aqua Cool

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

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Amy Winehouse

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Wordilly Durdillies - Junk food

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

The Flus Brothers

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

Dr Phil meets his match...

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

"My enthusiastic devotion to women has been disastrously misunderstood!"

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

Old Star-Struck National Park

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."