Cult Follower Pillows

God throwing bricks on city

'Remember: our guru always said that when his mission on Earth was finished, he would be taken away by the Blue Beings...'

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'I'm with the band.'

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

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Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Aqua Cool

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.