Cult Follower Pillows

God throwing bricks on city

'Remember: our guru always said that when his mission on Earth was finished, he would be taken away by the Blue Beings...'

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Stephen Fry

Atomic Bear: Part 26

'I'm with the band.'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Falling Rock

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Aqua Cool

Paul McCartney

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Amy Winehouse

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!