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Watermelon Cult

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"Ready...."

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

God throwing bricks on city

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Spoonstock.

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

Woman in bar showing off her toffee based shoes...'Jimmy Chews'

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

Collection plate at church with signs of the credit cards the church will take.

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

The End of the World is Near: Information Supplied By A Reliable Source Who Wishes To Remain Incognito.

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

Rehab is for quitters.

Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco, President of "Men Without Borders." My card.

'He specializes in funny bones.'

With both meetings scheduled to end at 3 pm, a perfect storm was brewing.

"Geoffrey's joined a Lack of Personality cult."

'Remember: our guru always said that when his mission on Earth was finished, he would be taken away by the Blue Beings...'

"He was a man of high caliber and we will all miss him greatly."