Cult Phenomena Follower Mugs

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

God throwing bricks on city

Aqua Cool

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Dr Phil meets his match...

"Read all about it! O.J. still not guilty!"

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

Snakes on a Plain.

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'