Cult Of Personality Follower Mugs

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Stephen Fry

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

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Paul McCartney

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Aqua Cool

God throwing bricks on city

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

Amy Winehouse

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

The Drunkard's Children - Son and Daughter on Trial in Old Bailey

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

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TV Zoo Trivia

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

Dr Phil meets his match...

"The Friesian/Kardashian, the best rump steak on the planet!"

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

Amy Winehouse