Cult Of Personality Follower Gifts

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

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God throwing bricks on city

Aqua Cool

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

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"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

The Drunkard's Children - Son and Daughter on Trial in Old Bailey

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Dr Phil meets his match...

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

"Read all about it! O.J. still not guilty!"