Cult Of Personality Explorer Gifts

"He looks bigger on TV."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Reflection (with bubbles)

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This is your brain on cartoons

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Motorway of the Self

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

DNA Analysis

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

Psychology 101

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'Business is booming...come in.'

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'