Cult Of Personality Explorer Mugs

"He looks bigger on TV."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

This is your brain on cartoons

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

Motorway of the Self

Let's try some word disassociation

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

DNA Analysis

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

"Whoa! Where did you say you got this tobacco from, Jake?"

Psychology 101

Pink Floyd

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

'Business is booming...come in.'