Personality Trait Explorer Mugs

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Reflection (with bubbles)

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Don't Take No For an Answer

This is your brain on cartoons

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Motorway of the Self

Let's try some word disassociation

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

If you were an iceberg...

DNA Analysis

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

'Business is booming...come in.'

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Which one shall I get?'

Some Friends From Work