Multiple Personalities Explorer Mugs

Let's try some word disassociation

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

This is your brain on cartoons

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

Motorway of the Self

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

DNA Analysis

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

'Business is booming...come in.'

Psychology 101

'Which one shall I get?'

Some Friends From Work

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

'You were saying that because you're the levelheaded one in the family, you deserve more respect.'

Nude beach / Stripped of all pretense beach.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

ESP test

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"