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Lobster a la Riseholme!

"He looks so natural."

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

The wonderful world of cheese.

Allotment

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Children's Feast.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Filet minion

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

His New Grillfriend

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

A Day In The Kitchen

Party time.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

I love Cannelloni