Culinary Sermon Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I come here for the pepper."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Full English Breakfast.

'I was in the catering corps.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"