Culinary Monarch Pillows

Don't forget to call when you leave the battlefield so I'll know how many to expect for dinner!

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'How about a game of cards?'

"Surprise!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The Royal Wii

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Stand back - while I whip something up

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

Gordon Ramsay

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

Woman planning dinner party.

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

'Not coronation chicken again!'

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."

The King Can Do No Wrong

'I think this calls for gas masks.'

"Profession?"