Culinary Hurricane Enthusiasts Pillows

'She's in the middle of a category 5 stir fry. Can she call you back?'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cafe Burns.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"My dad ate my homework."

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

Alex Higgins RIP...

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

Smelly fish.

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

Sandwich Fail

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'