Culinary Hurricane Enthusiasts Pillows

'She's in the middle of a category 5 stir fry. Can she call you back?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cafe Burns.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"My dad ate my homework."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

Alex Higgins RIP...

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

Sandwich Fail

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

Smelly fish.

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'